The Trip
Bombay to Beijing: Flew to Mumbai in March 2004 and backpacked through India, Nepal, Tibet and China for more than 4 months. The trip is all over now, but the photos and blogs are still with us.
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Getting ready for my next big trip - a cycle tour across Japan, top to bottom. The plan is to set off in August from the northern tip of Japan and just keep on pedaling south.
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April 29, 2004
Bodhgaya: brought to you by Pepsi Cola
Seated in meditation Siddhartha made the determination -'Even if my blood should run dry I will not leave this seat until truth has been realised!' He recalled his innocent meditation under the Rose Apple tree as a child and thought this would be a good way to start. And then ... Mara came! All that is beautiful, alluring and pleasant - and all that is terrifying, monstrous and fearful. 'What right have you to pretend you are sitting on the throne of enlightenment?' Mara boomed, surrounded by his great army.Unmoved, sitting under the Bodhi tree on the full moon of May in his 35th year, Siddhartha became enlightened. Ignorance was dispelled and wisdom arose. He knew: 'Delivered am I, rebirth is ended, fulfilled is the holy life, I have done what was to be done.' He touched the ground calling the earth itself to bear witness.
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According to a sign next to the present day bodhi tree, the Buddha remained seated "unwinking" for a week after that momentous insight - just no one around to wink at, I guess.
As the holiest of Buddhist pilgrimage places, I decided to make my own trip to Bodhgaya a little pilgrimage of sorts, following the oilgrima on their rounds and rising before dawn for meditation. The Mahabodhi stupa was magnificent, if a little tacky on the inside and covered in scaffolding on the ouside. But what I didn't know, and wat would itself be reason enough to come again, was that Bodhgaya is also home to what could be the best banana lassi in India!
Bodhgaya has a very international flavour - something of a Buddhist supermarket: Buddhist countries from all around the world have gone to great lengths to build a representative temple in their country's own unique style. The Tibetan temples were amazing, the Japanese temples extraordinary, and the Thai temple and its exquisite contemporary murals took my breath away. But the Korean temple... well.... it speaks for itself:
April 28, 2004
Cows and Corpses
April 28, 2004I'd never seen a dead body until I came to India. Now I've lost count. Back home, death is something to be covered up, not talked about, sealed up in coffins, and generally ignored to the best of our ability. My second day in India, we saw a black man on the pavement next to a busy street with his face in a pool of dried blood. If he wasn't dead, he's got one hell of a headache.
But it was in Varanasi that death became irrefutably right there. If you're a Hindu, Varanasi is the best place in the world to die. The burning ghats on the shores of the Ganges work 24/7 and go through about 150 bodies a day. The air is surprisingly fresh: a blessing from lord Shiva, according to one of the locals who stood beside us one night as we watched one old man's flesh turn to ash.
Walking by the great river next morning, we see a bloated corpse knocking its head against the banks, while a few metres downstream the faithful are engrossed in their ritual bathing, and a group of young boys in their game of cricket.
Mark Twain said that Varanasi (or Benares as it was known then) is "older than history, older than tradition and older even than legend, and looks twice as old as all of them put together." In fact most of the city was systematically destroyed by muslim invaders just a few few centuries ago, but Mark Twain's comments still hold true. Varanasi feels old, and it's not just the buildings.
The narrow winding alleys are the closest I've even been to being in a real labyrinth. The lanes are so twisted and narrow, and the plentiful cows so wide that one cow is all it takes to block your way and send you ducking into an ornately carved doorway to let the holy beast pass, and continue its garbage grazing further down the road.
Varanasi is like the rest of India on steroids. While probably one of the most interesting places in the world, it can also put your head in a spin. Every month at least one tourist is reported to go missing in this sacred, though somehow seedy city. Perhaps abducted, perhaps just lying dizzy in a corner, perhaps they went down to join the corpses floating in the current, or more likely just lost in the labyrinthine alley ways, still looking for their hotel.
April 25, 2004
Bull Buggering in Khajuraho
Sex and religion definitely find their most intimate embrace in the stone carvings at the temples of Khajuraho. Nubile nymphs felating fiery demons, bear-breasted maidens groping goddesses, the many muscley men buggering bulls and maidens and horses and more maidens... The sheers acrobatics of it all put the Beijing circus to shame.
Ninth century India must have been a pretty wild place to live. Khajuraho was supposed to have been the capital of a vast empire, but the only thing left now are these mysterious open-air Kamasutra temples, a glut of guest houses and hundreds of tenacious touts all desperately vying for our precious out-of-season business.
April 22, 2004
Celebrity Gurus and Freak Show Alley
Combine 20 to 30 million devotees, one sacred (though breathtakingly filthy) river, thousands of deeply stoned and mostly naked sadhus (holy men), and you've got the Kumbh Mela, the world's largest religious congregation.It was a somewhat inauspicious start to out trip, with our train to host-city Ujjain rolling in four and a half hours late. Even in India, where the lateness of trains is something to be counted upon (they actually make a special announcement if the train is coming in on time!), four and a half hours is a little extreme. But then the Kumbh Mela is an extreme event!
As we walked through the seething mass of humanity, we heard strange stories of mad sadhus chasing people through the streets with large swords, but considering the sheer size of the event, it's actually amazing how few problems there appeared to be.
The faithful gather down by the holy river to strip down and bathe in her vibrant green, washing away the sins of this and countless past lives. And there was no need to feel uncomfortable about being an onlooker in this holy place. The Kumbh Melas’s festive atmosphere seemed only to magnify the usual India exuberance.
“Your good name?”
“Your country?”
(“Ahhh... Ricky Ponting, Adam Gilchrest, Shayne Warne...”
We must have answered these questions more than a thousand times, and shaken ten times as many hands. And it seemed everyone with a camera wanted to have their photo taken with us. We felt uncomfortably like celebrities. Friendliness ad nauseum!
Even the sadhus were often keen to meet us, calling us over for a chat, a photo, and to offer us a smoke (and then expecting a rather generous donation). Down Freak Show Alley (our rather un-PC nickname for the main sadhu hang-out) there were naked sadhus covered in ash and waving their penises in the breeze. There was a mad ranting sadhu, calling us thieves. There was a sadhu who had been standing up for more than one decade, and another who had been holding his hand up in the air for more than two. There were sadhus with dread-locks around their ankles, and other bald with wild eyes. There were biker sadhus and sadhus locked in bizarre yogic postures. But the irony was that for all the exotic allure these stoned and somewhat eccentric mystics had for us, it was when the two white guys sat down for a chat that the crowds of onlookers would materialise. And when we stood up to leave, the crowd would disperse. I guess one man's exotic is another man's banal.
The other kind of holy man/woman was the celebrity guru. These gurus would set up their camps in endless rows. One night we walked down the festivals's main street for more than three hours. We saw millions of poeple and a couple of amusement parks, but no end in sight. At each camp’s entrance was a giant Los Vegas-style gate, replete with flashing neon lights, giant guru posters, blaring music, and dancing dioramas of Shiva and Ganesh. Inside were any number of large tents, plus the big top for dancing and for audiences with the guru.
Despite the friendliness of the natives though, it was hard to be more than just on onlooker in the face of this onsurge of religion and culture. But before leaving this – the mother of all festivals – we decided to join the millions down by the river and take the ritual plunge, submerging ourselves in the smelly greenness (we have the pictures to prove it!). I’m not sure how sanctified I feel by the experience, but perhaps a little wiser. Let me just say that if you’re going to bathe in a holy river, it’s best not to put your head under... I’ve still got the cough and runny nose more than two weeks later
April 19, 2004
McMaharaja Burger
Back home, I'd really rather dine out of a garbage bin than eat at McDonald's. But there's something about being in a faraway country that suddenly makes the banal (and gratuitously unappetising) consumerism from back home seem somehow exotic and appealing.It all started with a McMaharaja Burger at McDonald's, and escalated into a trip to Whimpy's (the poor man's McDonald's) and Pizza Hut, and a shopping spree at the Addidas, Nike, Reebok, Levis and Samsonite stores... among others.
After two trips and a more than a week altogether, I never saw the Red Fort or Hummayum's Tomb or any of the other grand attractions that Delhi is famous for. But I did get a belly ache from McDonald's and am now the proud owner of a pair of black laceless 'All-Conditions-Gear' Nikes. Just do it!
