Friday, November 12, 2004

All polar bears are left-handed

Six reasons to start a weblog:

All polar bears are left-handed.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
The Earth is slightly egg-shaped.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes!!!

There is only so much of this kind of stuff that anyone one person should know. I do like my job (no, really!), but it does occasionally leave me with an unhealthy amount of free time (though admittedly I've been quite busy lately). Some people might study for a masters degree, work on a charity for underprivileged children or set up a water-tight investment portfolio. All I have to show for it is a stiff neck, an encyclopaedic knowledge of useless information, a fine set of glow-in-the-dark Dracula fangs (Halloween party I organised for the kids), and a brooding resentment that I wasn't born a pig.

Starting a blog won't exactly get me a Nobel Prize, but at least it should keep me productive. Hope you enjoy...

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Japan Photos

Although more power lines and tetrapods than geisha and zen gardens, Japan still retains an undeniable allure.
Photos here...